just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.