Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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