its not stalking. its research.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.