Someone shit on the floor
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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