He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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