After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
