I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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