I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
why is half of my head shaved?
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