what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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