I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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