Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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