Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Randomize