Your tits are I can't wait for
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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