Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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