Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
You left your phone here
Wait...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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