we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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