I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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