So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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