His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The uberlube is also flammable
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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