Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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