His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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