I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Everclear isn't food dammit
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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