Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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