wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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