ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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