i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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