He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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