I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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