So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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