i permit you to call me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She's the barista slut.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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