this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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