she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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