Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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