She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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