I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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