i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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