My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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