This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
is it fun? or sober?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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