i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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