yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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