You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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