She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
