ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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