Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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