How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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