I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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