he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Randomize
