Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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