Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Randomize
