Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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