Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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