so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
