Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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