my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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