i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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