it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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