Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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